I love Things that have Random Capitalization of Nouns (and Adjectives…and Verbs), like an Early 18th Century Novel. I can’t give any of the particulars but it went a little something like this. We’ll pretend I’m a schoolteacher. Yeah. And this was the letter a student wrote to me to tattle on another student:
Celebrated and Eminent CHAOS MATH TEACHER Professor Z, May The Board of Education Grant You Many Honors For Being an Educator of Young Minds and Grant You the Power to Smite the Unworthy who Stole My Pencil.