Just kidding. No cookies.
I can’t believe how hard I thought about a stinkin’ 2-page paper, and how hard I worked on it, and how much it ended up sucking. I’ll post it here, but you’ll be without the benefit of the critical essay I responded to, because you can’t find it online, and you’d have to go to a library, which I’m pretty sure you’re not going to do, and I’m not about to get arrested for showing you a literary critical response that is all licensed and crap that you’re not supposed to find on the internet.
And, incidentally, thank God for proofreading, because it just saved me from making an even more egregious grammatical error than I probably already inadvertantly made.
Jeez, talk much?