I’ve decided to use Twitter as a cathartic device to voice my internal monologue. That means that ideally if you piss me off you will never know it, as the snarky mean thing that I want to say to you will go into internetville instead of into your face. However, there is a remote possibility that you decide to follow me on Twitter and piss me off, and immediately check Twitter because it’s just notified you that I’ve Tweeted, and will read the snarky thing that I’ve just refrained from saying out loud.

That’s a chance I’m willing to take.