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		<title>Miscellaneous Ain&#8217;t No River In Egypt</title>
		<link>http://www.notalwaysaboutmonkeys.com/2010/07/15/miscellaneous-aint-no-river-in-egypt/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 15 Jul 2010 19:45:19 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[A few things.  One, I know you&#8217;ve been totally dying to hear about my YouTube progress, mentioned in that blog I did about dogs back in May.  I&#8217;m happy to report that because of my diligent tagging and keyword use, &#8230; <a href="http://www.notalwaysaboutmonkeys.com/2010/07/15/miscellaneous-aint-no-river-in-egypt/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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		<title>Old Blog Posts &#8211; Maggots and Improv Comedy</title>
		<link>http://www.notalwaysaboutmonkeys.com/2010/05/24/old-blog-posts-maggots-and-improv-comedy/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 24 May 2010 06:25:09 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[This is a myspace blog post from June 22, 2006.  I still think maggots are nasty.  In fact, I am uncomfortable every time I see a fly in the house, because I am sure it will lay some eggs someplace &#8230; <a href="http://www.notalwaysaboutmonkeys.com/2010/05/24/old-blog-posts-maggots-and-improv-comedy/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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		<title>I Have No Excuse &#8211; Also, My Opinion on That &#8220;Kid Stuck Behind The Couch&#8221; Video</title>
		<link>http://www.notalwaysaboutmonkeys.com/2009/12/29/i-have-no-excuse-also-my-opinion-on-that-kid-stuck-behind-the-couch-video/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 29 Dec 2009 17:50:55 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Elizabeth</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I have no excuse as to why it has been so long since I&#8217;ve updated my poor, neglected blog.  Maybe it was the 20-plus page papers I had to write to finish out my first semester of graduate school.  Maybe &#8230; <a href="http://www.notalwaysaboutmonkeys.com/2009/12/29/i-have-no-excuse-also-my-opinion-on-that-kid-stuck-behind-the-couch-video/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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		<title>Holy Bad Customer Service, Targetman!</title>
		<link>http://www.notalwaysaboutmonkeys.com/2009/08/27/holy-bad-customer-service-targetman/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 27 Aug 2009 13:41:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>notalwaysaboutmonkeys</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[So this once I&#8217;m not griping about a bad customer service experience that affected me per se, but I was involved, and I want to tell you all about it. I was at Target with my mom (like we do) &#8230; <a href="http://www.notalwaysaboutmonkeys.com/2009/08/27/holy-bad-customer-service-targetman/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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		<title>Amazing that it&#8217;s been a whole week</title>
		<link>http://www.notalwaysaboutmonkeys.com/2009/06/19/amazing-that-its-been-a-whole-week/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 19 Jun 2009 01:01:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[A whole week since my last post. Huh. I had a great idea and lost it midday today amongst the searing, mind-numbing pain of a terrible migraine (fun!) and am pretty much writing something just to write something. Which is &#8230; <a href="http://www.notalwaysaboutmonkeys.com/2009/06/19/amazing-that-its-been-a-whole-week/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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		<title>Things I Won&#8217;t Be Doing Today</title>
		<link>http://www.notalwaysaboutmonkeys.com/2009/05/27/things-i-wont-be-doing-today/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 27 May 2009 12:46:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>notalwaysaboutmonkeys</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Flying my mom down to Naples, FL for a full-on spa week at the Ritz Buying a small airplane for my dad Buying land The dance of financial freedom joy Donating a shit of money to the Alzhiemers Association, Heart &#8230; <a href="http://www.notalwaysaboutmonkeys.com/2009/05/27/things-i-wont-be-doing-today/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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		<title>Yep, I&#8217;m Going There</title>
		<link>http://www.notalwaysaboutmonkeys.com/2009/05/13/yep-im-going-there/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 13 May 2009 01:40:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>notalwaysaboutmonkeys</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Ok. I know it&#8217;s crazy, but I&#8217;m not totally loving Adam Lambert&#8217;s performances on American Idol tonight. I realize that he is the most talented of the final three (and the final four, for that matter), I don&#8217;t LIKE him &#8230; <a href="http://www.notalwaysaboutmonkeys.com/2009/05/13/yep-im-going-there/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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		<title>Weekend Fun</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 12 Oct 2008 20:32:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>notalwaysaboutmonkeys</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[After finally finishing the forecast (budget) at work on Friday, my kind boss let me knock off an hour early and I came home and took a two-hour nap. Yum. We were going to run around, but Dwight ran around &#8230; <a href="http://www.notalwaysaboutmonkeys.com/2008/10/12/weekend-fun/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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