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	<description>i can&#039;t really tell you what this blog is about, but I can tell you what it&#039;s not about. monkeys. at least not all the time.</description>
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		<title>Review of Couples Retreat</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 09 Aug 2010 18:10:45 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Elizabeth</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Movie Reviews]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Couples Retreat]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Four Christmases]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Jason Bateman]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Jon Favreau]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Kristen Bell]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[Vince Vaughn]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Saw the movie Couples Retreat, which totally renewed my love for Vince Vaughn.  I loved him in Swingers.  I loved him in The Wedding Crashers.  I didn&#8217;t love him in Four Christmases or Fred Claus or in The Break-Up.  I didn&#8217;t expect much from Couples Retreat, though I loved to see Vince paired up with [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Positive Words, In Place of the Negative Words I Typed First</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 25 Jul 2010 14:43:21 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Elizabeth</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Catching Up]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[Blog]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[Northeastern University]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[Rock Band]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[I almost titled this post &#8220;Broke, Sick, and Grumpy&#8221; but I realized that title wasn&#8217;t funny, and it was also all Negative Nan and stuff, so I changed it to the above, which is a totally non-SEO-friendly title name and not funny in the slightest.  I&#8217;m not feeling overly funny today, but I&#8217;ve been neglecting [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Miscellaneous Ain&#8217;t No River In Egypt</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 15 Jul 2010 19:45:19 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Elizabeth</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Uncategorized]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Beach]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Health]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[virginia]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Virginia Beach]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Water]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[A few things.  One, I know you&#8217;ve been totally dying to hear about my YouTube progress, mentioned in that blog I did about dogs back in May.  I&#8217;m happy to report that because of my diligent tagging and keyword use, my views have gone from a measly 6 views to a whopping 17 views!  Good [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Itchy, Scratchy, Socially Unacceptable</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 16 Jun 2010 22:08:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Elizabeth</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Health]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[about me]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[dermie]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[difference between eczema and psoriasis]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Leann Rimes]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[macy's]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[people issues]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[psoriasis]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[shoes]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[skin issues]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[So, as I&#8217;ve referenced in the past, I have psoriasis.  It&#8217;s this skin disease like eczema, except it&#8217;s called psoriasis, and it&#8217;s, like, a totally different disease.  In both diseases, there are red splotches all over the affected human.  Or is it effected?  I always mess that up.  Affected.  I think it&#8217;s affected.  Anywhoo.  Psoriasis [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Interwebs &#8211; A New Website Called TheCoolConsumer.Com</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 10 Jun 2010 14:02:37 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Elizabeth</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[I'm writing this while watching The Hurt Locker]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[internet business]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[marketing]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[new website]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[pimp my website]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[So one day my buddy Micah called me up and said, &#8220;you know about the internet and stuff, right?&#8221; and I was all, &#8220;Kind of&#8221; and he was all, &#8220;I have this idea.&#8221; The idea was that he wanted people to send him stuff for free and he&#8217;d review it on the internet.  Me too.  [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Sometimes About Dogs &#8211; Everybody Loves Dogs, Except People Who Don&#8217;t Like Dogs</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 25 May 2010 12:34:53 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Elizabeth</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Blogging]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[The Dog]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[internet]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[pets]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[cute dogs]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[dogs]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[funny dogs]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[funny pets]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[happy dogs]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[hilarious pets]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[keywords]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[videos on YouTube]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[YouTube]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[So, the internet is all crazy about dogs, right?  I mean, post a video of a dog and you&#8217;re, like, getting eight thousand YouTube comments a day.  Or so I hear.  Some of the YouTube videos I&#8217;ve posted are one of a contractor drilling in my front yard, a crappily-taken video of Lily Scott&#8217;s version [...]]]></description>
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		<title>A Trip to Our Nation&#8217;s Captial</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 18 May 2010 13:56:35 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Elizabeth</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Uncategorized]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[travel]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[dc]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[old town alexandria]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[smithsonian]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[torpedo factory]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[In April the Hubs, The Mom and I went up to NOVA to visit my Dad, who lives there three days on (and here three days off) because he&#8217;s in the Army.  I&#8217;m writing a book about that last part.  You can read it when I&#8217;m done.  So, we took the train up, stayed in [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Monkey Poop &#8211; Or Why This Blog is Sometimes About Monkeys</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 06 Apr 2010 12:55:22 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Elizabeth</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Dreams]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Monkeys]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[things i don't like]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[monkey poop]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[politics]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[spider monkeys]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[squirrel monkeys]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[I had a really weird dream about two months ago, or whenever I started this post the first time &#8211; February 22&#8230;so I had the dream the night of February 21st.  Wow.  Time flies.  I remember thinking, &#8220;I can&#8217;t go and have a dream about monkey poop and NOT blog about it.  That would be [...]]]></description>
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		<title>A Fictional Poem (Mostly Fictional)</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 05 Mar 2010 16:13:46 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Elizabeth</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Poems]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[doing stupid things at work]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[original poems]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[pens]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[PMS]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[poetry]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[workplace embarrassment]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[I threw my pen at work today I don’t know why I did I threw my pen at work today Just like some stupid kid I threw it right across the room It bounced of Will’s forehead The conference room felt like a tomb I wished that I was dead They looked at me amazed [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Eureka</title>
		<link>http://www.notalwaysaboutmonkeys.com/eureka/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 11 Feb 2010 03:46:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Elizabeth</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Uncategorized]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;ve been having trouble concentrating.  I&#8217;ve been wondering what it&#8217;s all about.  I&#8217;ve been having a really hard time focusing on tasks and getting them accomplished.  Other than sounding like an add for some Pfizer drug, I have also been lacking an appropriate metaphor or analogy to describe this feeling.  Just now I thought of [...]]]></description>
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