Category Archives: Movie Reviews

Horror Movies Can Suck and That is More Than a Play on Words

I don’t want this website to become all about Jeremy Sisto, but I accidentally bought a movie with him in it yesterday (ignoring the questions about why, if I’m broke – and I am – I’m still so totally seduced … Continue reading

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Dear Rob Zombie

Are you pissed? If I were you, I’d be totally pissed. I have recently watched your Halloween remakes, and I have (unfortunately for you) watched the Nightmare on Elm Street remake as well. I’ve gotta say, as a longtime horror … Continue reading

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Jeremy Sisto, Why Are You So Creepy?

Since I need constant distraction in the form of SOMETHING on the TV when I write (I know, it seems counterproductive, but honestly, if I don’t have the TV on I work SO SLOW) I have been watching up all … Continue reading

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