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	<description>i can&#039;t really tell you what this blog is about, but I can tell you what it&#039;s not about. monkeys. at least not all the time.</description>
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		<title>Itchy, Scratchy, Socially Unacceptable</title>
		<link>http://www.notalwaysaboutmonkeys.com/2010/06/16/itchy-scratchy-socially-unacceptable/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 16 Jun 2010 22:08:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Elizabeth</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[So, as I&#8217;ve referenced in the past, I have psoriasis.  It&#8217;s this skin disease like eczema, except it&#8217;s called psoriasis, and it&#8217;s, like, a totally different disease.  In both diseases, there are red splotches all over the affected human.  Or &#8230; <a href="http://www.notalwaysaboutmonkeys.com/2010/06/16/itchy-scratchy-socially-unacceptable/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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		<title>On Being Treated Like a Leper and/or Being Totally Oversensitive</title>
		<link>http://www.notalwaysaboutmonkeys.com/2009/08/05/on-being-treated-like-a-leper-andor-being-totally-oversensitive/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 05 Aug 2009 11:31:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I have psoriasis. I&#8217;m pretty sure I mentioned that before, but it showed up when I was about 21 and has been going strong ever since. I don&#8217;t write about it much, because I don&#8217;t want this to be an &#8230; <a href="http://www.notalwaysaboutmonkeys.com/2009/08/05/on-being-treated-like-a-leper-andor-being-totally-oversensitive/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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		<title>It&#039;s Been A While</title>
		<link>http://www.notalwaysaboutmonkeys.com/2009/07/02/its-been-a-while/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 02 Jul 2009 02:26:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>notalwaysaboutmonkeys</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[It&#8217;s also been a busy time. We&#8217;ve been working full throttle and I&#8217;ve been working at Bankruptcy Inc. and freelance writing (yay!) all at the same time. We have no clean forks or underpants, but life is good. I&#8217;ve just &#8230; <a href="http://www.notalwaysaboutmonkeys.com/2009/07/02/its-been-a-while/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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		<title>Bah</title>
		<link>http://www.notalwaysaboutmonkeys.com/2009/04/27/bah/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 27 Apr 2009 13:09:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I got so busy talking about the wine festival that I didn&#8217;t mention any surreal parts. Here is a recap of the day that doesn&#8217;t include what was previously blogged or tweeted about: * It was so hot that heat &#8230; <a href="http://www.notalwaysaboutmonkeys.com/2009/04/27/bah/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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		<title>Holy Backache Batman!</title>
		<link>http://www.notalwaysaboutmonkeys.com/2009/04/26/holy-backache-batman/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 26 Apr 2009 15:24:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>notalwaysaboutmonkeys</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Yesterday was pretty surreal. Back up. A few weeks ago my good friend and ex-boss Jerome asked me to work the James River Wine Festival for him selling water. He sells water. Bottled water from an aquaphor-fed arisan well in &#8230; <a href="http://www.notalwaysaboutmonkeys.com/2009/04/26/holy-backache-batman/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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		<title>100th Post &#8211; And Another Migraine</title>
		<link>http://www.notalwaysaboutmonkeys.com/2008/12/20/100th-post-and-another-migraine/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 20 Dec 2008 17:03:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>notalwaysaboutmonkeys</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I don&#8217;t know what it is about this particular Christmas. Maybe it&#8217;s the economy or my depresing work situation or just a little 31-year-old midlife crisis but I&#8217;m pretty blue. One thing that is helping out (or hurting, depending on &#8230; <a href="http://www.notalwaysaboutmonkeys.com/2008/12/20/100th-post-and-another-migraine/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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		<title>Weekend Fun</title>
		<link>http://www.notalwaysaboutmonkeys.com/2008/10/12/weekend-fun/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 12 Oct 2008 20:32:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>notalwaysaboutmonkeys</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[After finally finishing the forecast (budget) at work on Friday, my kind boss let me knock off an hour early and I came home and took a two-hour nap. Yum. We were going to run around, but Dwight ran around &#8230; <a href="http://www.notalwaysaboutmonkeys.com/2008/10/12/weekend-fun/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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		<title>Holy Moley</title>
		<link>http://www.notalwaysaboutmonkeys.com/2008/09/30/holy-moley/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 30 Sep 2008 12:56:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>notalwaysaboutmonkeys</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Sometime between the hours of 11PM and 1AM the devil came to my stomach. He is still there.]]></description>
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		<title>As a side note</title>
		<link>http://www.notalwaysaboutmonkeys.com/2008/09/07/as-a-side-note/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 07 Sep 2008 23:40:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>notalwaysaboutmonkeys</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I think I figured out what caused this illness. At first (because of my internet reading) I thought it was because I liked to drink wine, or because my triglycerides are kind of high. Not so. Turns out my wine &#8230; <a href="http://www.notalwaysaboutmonkeys.com/2008/09/07/as-a-side-note/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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		<title>Still Sicky</title>
		<link>http://www.notalwaysaboutmonkeys.com/2008/09/07/still-sicky/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 07 Sep 2008 23:24:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>notalwaysaboutmonkeys</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[As it turns out, pancreatitis is not as easy to get over as I anticipated. The internet said 2-3 days, the ER doctor said 2-3 WEEKS, and my PCP said 1 week. So I don&#8217;t know what to think. Literally, &#8230; <a href="http://www.notalwaysaboutmonkeys.com/2008/09/07/still-sicky/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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